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Merry Christmas! (And Some Christmas Poems) | Gloson Blog ...
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The Written Nerd: What I Read On My Christmas Vacation; Or, How ...
Replete with Gaiman's requisite imaginative spookiness, drawn from English magical and religious traditions and informed, always, by a dark English humor, the story of Nobody "Bod" Owens and his friends and enemies among the dead and ...

Mr Prokouk : by Karel Zeman : Episode 4

Karel Zeman (November 3, 1910, Ostroměř near Nová Paka, then Austria-Hungary - April 5, 1989, Prague, then Czechoslovakia) was a Czech animator and filmmaker. He is considered the co-founder of the Czech animated film. He started to be interested in puppet theatre while studying at business school. Soon after, he decided to study at the Art School of Advertising in France, and after graduating he took a job with an advertising studio in Marseilles. His first experience with animated film was making an ad for soup. When he returned home he continued working in advertising, now for big Czech firms Bata and Tatra. Zeman showed a sample of his work to the filmmaker Elmar Klos, and was offered a job at the animation studio in Zlín. He accepted the job in 1943. Once there, he met animator Hermína Týrlová, who had just finished animating the all-time children's favorite Ferda Mravenec (Ferda the Ant, based on a story by Ondřej Sekora). Together, Zeman and Týrlova made the animated film Vánoční sen (Christmas Dream) and won the award for Best Animation at the 1946 festival in Cannes. Zeman was well on his way to becoming a world-renowned animator. The first project Zeman did on his own was a popular series of short films about a character named Mr. Prokouk. These humorous stories revolved around the problems of everyday life: Mr. Prokouk at the Office, Mr. Prokouk the Inventor, and so on. Zeman's first longer film was Král Lávra (King Lavra, based on a poem by Karel Havlíček Borovský), which earned him a National Award in 1950. In 1955 Zeman made his first film combining live actors, animation, and special effects— Cesta do pravěku (Journey to Prehistory), a work that stunned the world. Four years later, he released his masterpiece Vynález zkázy (The Fabulous World of Jules Verne), opening a new world of possibilities that he explored in his other adaptations of Jules Verne novels — Ukradena vzducholod (Stolen Airship) and Na kometě (Off on the Comet) - and classic stories such as Baron Prášil (Baron Munchhausen), Bláznova kronika (The Jester's Tale), and many more. Zeman used sets painted in the style of Victorian illustrations (mainly engravings by Gustave Dore), and then had live actors wandering through animated settings. The great success of these science fiction and fantasy features is a tribute to Zeman's sense of humor and storytelling abilities, as well as his technique and originality. Though most of Zeman's films are meant for children, they possess a sophisticated wit and visual style that enchants adults as well. His most unusual film remains the short Inspiration (1949). Here Zeman employed an astonishing technique, using series of glass figurines to produce remarkably smooth animation with an exquisite sense of timing, movement, and narrative structure. Another of Zeman's feature-length animated films, Pohádky tisíce a jedné noci (Tales of One Thousand and One Nights), consists of seven short stories about Sinbad the sailor. Later, in Krabat, čarodějův učeň (Krabat - The Sorcerer's Apprentice, 1975), and the Grimm Brothers' fairy tale O Honzíkovi a Mařence (Hansel and Gretel, 1980), he returned to classical forms of animation. He died before the Velvet Revolution in Prague.

Click2Go: Songs and Videos Of Merry Christmas
Funny Poems to enjoy a selection of humorous poems on a variety of subjects. Lyrics Christmas Song Chestnuts roasting on an open fire is definitively called the Christmas Song. The lovely music and lyrics were composed by Torme and ...

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Ruth's Visions and Revisions: Journey of the Magi
I have to share a very humorous story from this afternoon....Nigel (his nurse Chris) brought him in some apple juice, he accidentally spilled it on his bed causing him to get up and change his clothing. He dropped his pj bottoms and ...

The Christmas Dream : by Karel Zeman

Karel Zeman (November 3, 1910, Ostroměř near Nová Paka, then Austria-Hungary - April 5, 1989, Prague, then Czechoslovakia) was a Czech animator and filmmaker. He is considered the co-founder of the Czech animated film. He started to be interested in puppet theatre while studying at business school. Soon after, he decided to study at the Art School of Advertising in France, and after graduating he took a job with an advertising studio in Marseilles. His first experience with animated film was making an ad for soup. When he returned home he continued working in advertising, now for big Czech firms Bata and Tatra. Zeman showed a sample of his work to the filmmaker Elmar Klos, and was offered a job at the animation studio in Zlín. He accepted the job in 1943. Once there, he met animator Hermína Týrlová, who had just finished animating the all-time children's favorite Ferda Mravenec (Ferda the Ant, based on a story by Ondřej Sekora). Together, Zeman and Týrlova made the animated film Vánoční sen (Christmas Dream) and won the award for Best Animation at the 1946 festival in Cannes. Zeman was well on his way to becoming a world-renowned animator. The first project Zeman did on his own was a popular series of short films about a character named Mr. Prokouk. These humorous stories revolved around the problems of everyday life: Mr. Prokouk at the Office, Mr. Prokouk the Inventor, and so on. Zeman's first longer film was Král Lávra (King Lavra, based on a poem by Karel Havlíček Borovský), which earned him a National Award in 1950. In 1955 Zeman made his first film combining live actors, animation, and special effects— Cesta do pravěku (Journey to Prehistory), a work that stunned the world. Four years later, he released his masterpiece Vynález zkázy (The Fabulous World of Jules Verne), opening a new world of possibilities that he explored in his other adaptations of Jules Verne novels — Ukradena vzducholod (Stolen Airship) and Na kometě (Off on the Comet) - and classic stories such as Baron Prášil (Baron Munchhausen), Bláznova kronika (The Jester's Tale), and many more. Zeman used sets painted in the style of Victorian illustrations (mainly engravings by Gustave Dore), and then had live actors wandering through animated settings. The great success of these science fiction and fantasy features is a tribute to Zeman's sense of humor and storytelling abilities, as well as his technique and originality. Though most of Zeman's films are meant for children, they possess a sophisticated wit and visual style that enchants adults as well. His most unusual film remains the short Inspiration (1949). Here Zeman employed an astonishing technique, using series of glass figurines to produce remarkably smooth animation with an exquisite sense of timing, movement, and narrative structure. Another of Zeman's feature-length animated films, Pohádky tisíce a jedné noci (Tales of One Thousand and One Nights), consists of seven short stories about Sinbad the sailor. Later, in Krabat, čarodějův učeň (Krabat - The Sorcerer's Apprentice, 1975), and the Grimm Brothers' fairy tale O Honzíkovi a Mařence (Hansel and Gretel, 1980), he returned to classical forms of animation. He died before the Velvet Revolution in Prague.

UNCLE TONOOSE, random thoughts, photos and humor: That poor doggie ...
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Free Poems: Nick Jonas - Written by Beanie Jonas
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A belated christmas Special (with no connection to the actual holiday)

Merry Christmas to those of you who celebrate it! and to those who don't, (including me) just enjoy the video (it has nothing to do with christmas -the only thing christmasy about this video is that it was uploaded on christmas- sorry for the delay (should have been up a week ago) youtube was being stupid but to all of you disappointed Christians i give you this poem that I wrote a few years ago about the holiday in question (it's actually quite humorous if I do say so me self): THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house not a square inch was clean, not even the couch Wrappers were hung on the sofa and chairs It looked like the place had been mauled by some bears The parents were asleep in a heap on the floor and the children had all rushed out of the door To play with all the new toys they had gotten while the adults lay fatigued, completely forgotten Dishes were piled up high in the sink and nobody even wanted to think About the awesome cleanup that lay ahead of them they just wanted to get back into bed again The kids rode their new sleds down the long hill but soon a Crack shattered the snowy still Now they were sullen, no more laughing or jokin the kids came back in, with toys battered and broken A glaring sun melted the soft Christmas snow and in through the door a cold wind did blow Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house twas a day of depression, for even the mouse


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